Guys, is this thing on?

I don’t see the blinking light.  There’s supposed to be a blinking light on this thing, right?

It is on?  We’re live?

Meow, then!  Good job, guys!

*slow clap* Purr!

Okay guys, we’re ready to start!

Positions, everyone!

We’re set?  We are?  Meow!

Three… two… one… and…

ZZZZZzzzzzzz…

Purrpurrpurr…

*lights flip on*

*shakeshakeshake*

Not waking up.  I don’t care who you are.

*shakeshakeshake*

Meow? What? Who are you?

I’m so sleepy.

Rrrr!  What is that glorious sunbeam I see streaming from the window?

I’m getting in position.  Wait for it…

Wait for it…

PURRRRR!!!

O glorious Sun God, what do you ask of me?  How may your furry disciple serve you?

Meow?  It can’t be!  Anything but that!

*faint* *thump*  Zzzzzz….

Okay, I’m awake again.

Well, this is no good.

I can’t believe the Sun God would ask this of me.

I don’t know if I’m…